11 Foods That Prove Pumpkin Spice Has Gone Way, Way Too Far

Don't get me wrong, I love a good PSL as much as the next basic white girl, but this whole pumpkin spice everything is getting a little out of hand.

1. Pumpkin Spice Candy



Pumpkin spice was not meant to be covered in chocolate.

2. Pumpkin Spice (and other holiday flavored) Pringles




Chips should never be sweet. Keep 'em salty, please.

3. Pumpkin Spice Buttery Spread



What purpose does this serve?

4. Pumpkin Spice Twinkies



They bring Twinkies back from the dead and then they do this?

5. Pumpkin Spice Kale Chips



The only thing worse than pre-packaged kale chips is pre-packaged pumpkin spice kale chips.

6. Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese



Why ruin cream cheese?

7. Pumpkin Spice Oreos



Nabisco should really just stick to what they know. Please stop experimenting with Oreos.

8. Pumpkin Spice Vodka

Burnett's vodka is for when you want to spend your night wrapped around the toilet. Pumpkin Spice Burnett's is for when you want to feel the sweet, savory burn of pumpkin spice vomit flow up your esophagus while wrapped around that toilet.

9. Pumpkin Spice Peeps



As if Peeps weren't sweet enough, behold, Peeps doused in pumpkin spice sugary bits.

10. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats



Um, are you sure these are safe to feed to my dog?

11. Pumpkin Spice Hummus



Dear God, where does it end?!

Maybe we should just leave the pumpkin spicing to Starbucks and let hummus be hummus, Oreos be Oreos, and vodka be vodka. If not, what comes next? Pumpkin spice condoms?